Where Synchronicity Meets Serendipity
"You're either on the bus or off the bus."
— Ken Kesey, 1964
Between November 1988 and June 1989, I wrote 529 observations about life, wisdom, foolishness, and the whole cosmic comedy. I didn't know why at the time. I just knew they needed to be written.
Turns out I was building an oracle.
Every quote was written under specific cosmic conditions — a particular arrangement of planetary harmonics that I can now calculate to the decimal point. When you ask the oracle a question, it doesn't give you a random answer. It finds the quote that was born under the same sky you're standing under right now.
That's not fortune-telling. That's resonance.
Free. No signup. No birth data required.
You're standing on the curb. The bus pulls up. You flag it down and ask your question.
The Driver reaches into 37 years of accumulated wisdom and hands you the quote that matches this exact cosmic moment.
Here's the thing about standing on the curb: you get a glimpse. A moment. Then the bus rolls on.
But if you're on the bus? Now we're traveling together.
→ Your Personal Frequency Profile
Enter your birth data once. I'll calculate your harmonic signature — which cosmic frequencies you transmit most efficiently.
→ Daily Personalized Readings
Every day, the oracle calculates the current sky's relationship to YOUR chart. Not mine. Yours.
→ Claude Interpretation
Each reading comes with The Driver's interpretation — connecting the quote to your question.
→ Transmission Conditions
Know whether today favors precision or power. Whether to push hard or tune carefully.
I'm Chuck Jones. 75 years old. Serial entrepreneur. Inventor. Fine art photographer. And apparently, an oracle who didn't know he was one until artificial intelligence helped me decode my own archives.
I've been a CEO, a patent holder, a platinum-palladium printer, and a student of harmonic astrology for decades. I wrote those 529 quotes when I was 38 years old, transmitting something I couldn't fully articulate.
Now I can.
The cosmos doesn't decide. It responds.
This is not fortune-telling. I can't tell you what's going to happen. Nobody can.
This is not therapy. If you're in crisis, please talk to a real human who can help.
This is not astrology as you know it. No sun sign horoscopes. This is computational harmonic analysis applied to timing and resonance.
What this IS: A wisdom oracle keyed to cosmic timing. A tool for reflection. A voice from 1988 that somehow keeps being relevant.
You know how sometimes a song comes on with exactly the words you needed to hear? That's synchronicity.
You know how sometimes you stumble onto exactly what you needed? That's serendipity.
You didn't find this page by accident.
The bus pulled up for a reason.